Sunday, August 9, 2009

Alert the Authorities

Someone has stolen my credit card.

Surely, it was not I who charged $87.00 in cocktails at "booth 2" in the past two days. And $115.09 at Super Target? Unthinkable. $372.34 at Banana Republic? As if! Three charges at Chick-fil-A in one week?!?! Never.

This irresponsible individual must be apprehended. Before I.... err...the criminal, does anymore damage.

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