Moi: What would that be?
The Mister: We need another Tivo. We can't record all the shows we want to watch this fall.
Moi: How is that possible? I don't even watch that much TV. We do NOT need another Tivo.
(The Mister hands me a fall television schedule which he has created on the computer, listing all the shows we need to Tivo on each day of the week and COLOR CODED -pink for things only I watch, green for things only he watches, yellow for things we watch together and white for new shows he wants to check out. I. am. not. kidding.)
The Mister: Look at Thursday. On Thursdays alone we have four shows to Tivo at 8:00pm and 9:00pm.
Moi: (Looking at the schedule.) You forgot "So You Think You Can Dance."
The Mister: I think I have the answer. You just need some more family time.
Moi: (wondering what the hell he's talking about. Family time? Does he want to turn off the TV and play board games? Scrabble would be fun...Or Trivial Pursuit. I love Trivial Pursuit! He's so sweet. Wait...this isn't right.) What do you mean "family time?"
The Mister: I think you should go over to The Sister's house and watch your shows with her.
...sigh...
Sorry ladies, he's taken.
Our old house.
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3 comments:
This is so funny! Your house is so cute!
Well we won't tell The Mister this, but I think The Shame Palace will be getting rid of Netflix in the Fall and investing in a second tivo. However, you can keep your Tori & Dean BS at your own house. =)
Hilarious. And what a cute pic of your old house. :)
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